Michael Lohan will not be fighting on November 24th 2008 because he would be violating his parole terms, according to NY State laws.  He will remain a participant in the Long Island Fight for Charity in an exclusive match scheduled for March of 2009 against Bob Venero taking place at Carlyle on the Green.

So Lohan, what’s the deal banana peel?

1)  You knew that you were on parole, did you really think you could stay under the radar in a charity boxing match that became international news, with judgments against you?
 
2) You took part in a press release to only draw more attention when you knew the whole time you weren’t able to participate.  For someone who knows the law pretty well (jailbird alert!) you should have known that a boxing match wouldn’t be feasible in November of 2008.

3) You didn’t show up at the Crazy Donkey for the kickoff party to explain to your supporters the circumstances.  Many people are supporting this cause because of your influence.  This is a great Long Island charity, why should they be bending over backwards for you?  In all seriousness, if you were ashamed or embarrassed, we’d understand.  The least you could have done is send your BFF Stephen Baldwin down, right?  Isn’t that what friends are for?   : )

4) “The Humanitarian Hitman” Bob Venero, has contributed nearly $30,000 to support a great cause and take on a Long Island “bad boy” in the ring.  Bob Venero steps up to the plate, puts in serious gym time, and you start acting shady? How could you play him like that?  Venero is now taking on two opponents in the name of charity.

Michael Lohan hasn’t completely turned his back on the charity, he’s just got a lot of people excited for nothing only to postpone the “main event” to a future date.  On the flipside, what if Michael Lohan didn’t know that this was violating his parole terms?   After all, this event is for charity and I believe Michael Lohan has a benevolent agenda.  Why would NY State make participation in a charity event a parole violation for Michael?  This is a controlled and sanctioned charity boxing event, not a street fight.  In Lohan’s defense, why is the NYS Parole board shutting him down?  Michael Lohan is a “changed man” and trying to make a differece in the community. What good is NYS doing from stopping him?

A tipster who goes by the name of “Hector” has just informed me that Bob Venero of Future Tech Enterprise Inc. has launched his official webpage today. (Good find!) The subject line of Hector’s e-mail today said: “The Hungarian Hitman”. I thank “Hector” for being quick to inform, but stop typing so fast and check your spelling! Bob Venero is the “Humanitarian Hitman”. Nonetheless, I had a good laugh this morning.

Check out the website(s): www.bobthehitman.com and www.bobvslohan.com. Both links will direct you to the same page.

As the website has noted; Bob Venero is confident that he’ll be taking down Michael Lohan. “It’s not a matter of will he, but WHEN will he?” I admire Venero’s confidence in taking “A Shot at Lohan” (New reality series title?) In the past few days, Bob has been keeping up with his training regimen at the Heavy Hitters Boxing Club in Bohemia, NY.

Despite Bob Venero’s jet set lifestyle he’s remaining diligent this week with his workouts, on top of his PR game, (radio interview) and put together a nice website to log his training. Impressive!

We’ve heard little from Michael Lohan in the past few days. We all know that Lohan is a slippery eel and that freak Baldwin he’s attached at the hip to is no better. They are probably lounging together at night watching marathons of Rocky and tossing popcorn into each others mouths. Honestly, it wouldn’t surprise me if Lohan was wearing that horrific see-through shirt (nice nipples) and those lame cowboy boots.

Mike, it looks like you got some training to do buddy.

Bob Venero - President, Future Tech Enterprise Inc.

“The Humanitarian Hitman”

Bob Venero, President and CEO of Future Tech Enterprise Inc. has the heart of a champion and the much needed confidence to step in the ring with the “bad boy dad” himself, Michael Lohan (estranged father of Lindsey Lohan). Bob Venero will be entering the ring as “The Humanitarian Hitman” as he’s well-known for his generosity and involvement with numerous charities. Bob Venero will be stepping into the ring to take Michael Lohan down, making this the ultimate fight between good and evil.

During a press release at the Printing House Fitness and Squash Club in Manhattan today, Michael Lohan threw a punch at Bob Venero to show him that he’s not playing games. Venero, unexpectedly retaliated with harder shot back at Lohan and both men exchanged blows until being separated by boxing promoter Jeff Cohen. While being restrained, the two fighters stared each other down while exchanging words.

Stephen Baldwin will be one of the celebrity judges for the event who thinks that his buddy Michael Lohan will “do fine in the ring”. “But then again Bob is no slouch” he later said. Jeff Cohen expects to raise more than $100,000 for his charity as he later stated that this event “is going to be a war”. “Michael Lohan is not going down without a struggle and Bob Venero is not paying $30,000 to get humiliated. They will both be swinging for the fences”.