A tipster who goes by the name of “Hector” has just informed me that Bob Venero of Future Tech Enterprise Inc. has launched his official webpage today. (Good find!) The subject line of Hector’s e-mail today said: “The Hungarian Hitman”. I thank “Hector” for being quick to inform, but stop typing so fast and check your spelling! Bob Venero is the “Humanitarian Hitman”. Nonetheless, I had a good laugh this morning.

Check out the website(s): www.bobthehitman.com and www.bobvslohan.com. Both links will direct you to the same page.

As the website has noted; Bob Venero is confident that he’ll be taking down Michael Lohan. “It’s not a matter of will he, but WHEN will he?” I admire Venero’s confidence in taking “A Shot at Lohan” (New reality series title?) In the past few days, Bob has been keeping up with his training regimen at the Heavy Hitters Boxing Club in Bohemia, NY.

Despite Bob Venero’s jet set lifestyle he’s remaining diligent this week with his workouts, on top of his PR game, (radio interview) and put together a nice website to log his training. Impressive!

We’ve heard little from Michael Lohan in the past few days. We all know that Lohan is a slippery eel and that freak Baldwin he’s attached at the hip to is no better. They are probably lounging together at night watching marathons of Rocky and tossing popcorn into each others mouths. Honestly, it wouldn’t surprise me if Lohan was wearing that horrific see-through shirt (nice nipples) and those lame cowboy boots.

Mike, it looks like you got some training to do buddy.