A tipster who goes by the name of “Hector” has just informed me that Bob Venero of Future Tech Enterprise Inc. has launched his official webpage today. (Good find!) The subject line of Hector’s e-mail today said: “The Hungarian Hitman”. I thank “Hector” for being quick to inform, but stop typing so fast and check your spelling! Bob Venero is the “Humanitarian Hitman”. Nonetheless, I had a good laugh this morning.

Check out the website(s): www.bobthehitman.com and www.bobvslohan.com. Both links will direct you to the same page.

As the website has noted; Bob Venero is confident that he’ll be taking down Michael Lohan. “It’s not a matter of will he, but WHEN will he?” I admire Venero’s confidence in taking “A Shot at Lohan” (New reality series title?) In the past few days, Bob has been keeping up with his training regimen at the Heavy Hitters Boxing Club in Bohemia, NY.

Despite Bob Venero’s jet set lifestyle he’s remaining diligent this week with his workouts, on top of his PR game, (radio interview) and put together a nice website to log his training. Impressive!

We’ve heard little from Michael Lohan in the past few days. We all know that Lohan is a slippery eel and that freak Baldwin he’s attached at the hip to is no better. They are probably lounging together at night watching marathons of Rocky and tossing popcorn into each others mouths. Honestly, it wouldn’t surprise me if Lohan was wearing that horrific see-through shirt (nice nipples) and those lame cowboy boots.

Mike, it looks like you got some training to do buddy.

In the past few weeks Michael Lohan’s buddy Stephen Baldwin has latched himself onto the hype that’s revolving around the charity boxing match that’s happening on November 24th. It’s established that Baldwin will be a celebrity judge for the event. This makes sense as proceeds will be helping a Long Island based charity. (Boxing participants are Long Island natives.) Additionally, this has given Baldwin a license to take advantage of numerous photo opportunity’s with Michael Lohan and put himself back on the radar screen. In regard to the media under normal circumstances, Michael Lohan would have no problem stealing Baldwin’s thunder. Shockingly enough, Lohan is the pioneer when it comes to boxing challenges while “Baby Baldwin” is milking the hype one for all it’s worth.

In a recent article on Starpulse, actor Stephen Baldwin has challenged US presidential candidate Barack Obama to a boxing match. Obama is sure to brush this one off. If he should he win the presidential election this November, Stephen Baldwin has vowed to leave the United States while calling Obama a “cultural terrorist”. (WTF?)

If Obama wins the election, who will replace Stephen Baldwin after his self-exile (Canada!) to judge the November slug-fest between Michael Lohan and Bob Venero?

What happened to the days when Stephen Baldwin used to be cool and make great movies? Seriously, how awesome was the movie Threesome back in 1994? Baldwin was the man when he played “Stuart”, a horny college student. It seems like those days are over, where now it’s become a “duo” between him and Michael Lohan.

Check out pictures of the BFF’s on their most recent trip to New York City! Splash News Online.